Phlenjo
Detty, Sexy Rave
24 December 2025, 20:00–02:00
Balmoral Convention Centre
Last December, we had 2,000 of Lagos' sexiest raging with us. This December, we're going BIGGER, BETTER & SEXIER with our most ambitious event yet. 4,000 DIRTY, SEXY RAVERS at BALMORAL CONVENTION CENTRE, FEDERAL PALACE HOTEL V.I. PICTURE THIS: you’re wading through an ocean of the sexiest people you ever saw— so many 10s it’s like you’re trapped in the matrix with no desire to wake up. As your hips sway and lips sync to “your body na meat pie”, you catch a glimpse of the IJG-pie that broke your meat last December. There, in the thick of the rave, buttering up the next victim, but the lights, music & cocktails are too delicious for you to care. With a voice as melodious as the track playing, an even more delicious specimen of black beauty beside you quips, “what’s meat pie to a buffet?“ You smile, watch the red lights bounce of luscious melanin and wonder if to roll the dice again on a detty, sexy romance…
DIRTY, SEXY RAVE S02E02
25 September 2026, 20:00–03:00
Casa 45, Lagos
Another last Friday of the month approaches and with it another opportunity to slip into your sexiest fit and pop out with your sexiest friends to the sexiest rave in the world. PICTURE THIS: you pour a splash of cold water on her face, forcing her to open her eyes with a big gasp. you're crouched over her with a handful of guys and girls, the looks of concern on your faces at odds with the sheer scantiness of your clothing. "are you fine?" you ask, confusing her more. when she manages a nod, you continue, "you passed out on the dancefloor". upon that revelation it all comes back to her. just minutes ago she was in a heated dance-off with a wild animal... and she twerked herself unconscious. "where's the other girl?" she queries, eyes darting around Casa45. no answer needed, she spots her opp on the stage, swinging her hips like shakira's evil twin. she frowns, dusts off her mini skirt, downs a swig of power horse and makes a beeline for the stage, "i will not be out-twerked tonight". a warm happy tear rolls down your eye as the twerk battle ensues and you thank your ancestors you bought those tickets to Phlenjo DIRTY, SEXY RAVE.
DIRTY, SEXY RAVE S02E03
30 October 2026, 20:00–03:00
District 19, Lagos
This HALLOWEEN, evil wears a slutty look. PICTURE THIS: the scariest Nollywood character from your worst nightmares and childhood movie nights is staring you right in the eyes. It's a strange scene, very strange. This is not quite how you remember her. Here she's... sexier, her costume is skimpier, she has a drink in hand and strangest of all, SHE'S YOU in the mirror of the club restroom thanking goodness your village people couldn't stop you from buying those tickets to Dirty, Sexy Rave.